After going for a bike ride I came into what I thought was an empty house.
So is start doing the dishes and a song pops into my head…
“sexy and I know it” or whatever it’s called.
Now, I don’t know the lyrics to this song but I start dancing and singing(making it up as I go).
At this point I’m getting pretty into it.
When suddenly my aunt appears out of nowhere, stops, makes eye contact with me and starts laughing her ass off.
As she walks away, still laughing, she mumbles “I’m never gonna let you live that down”.

I need to not be crazy when people are around.