18 hours until Shannon’s back in town.
Paaaaaaartay!
Sat down to watch jeopardy, a few questions in I hear my phone go off… I read the text
“Watching jeopardy and thinking of you!”
Best friend WIN!
She needs to get over him, become her own woman. He needs to accept his responsibilities and stop being an asshole. Both of them need to grow up! Like, com’on guys, look at that child!
— Shannon taking Teen Mom 100% too serious
H.E Pennypacker
Kel Varnsen
Art Vandelay
(Shanno I hope you realize what this is and it makes your day)
Getting Italian sausage from that guy…
— Shanno not talking about getting pounded by a creepy old man.
I don’t remember any black men ever
— Shannon at 3 am talking about Malcolm X
i have no friends, this makes me smile
No more laughing, no more fun.
The pasta coma has begun.
Motherfucker! Can’t you see we’re having a girls night?!
Gtfo. (Gyro)
